I'm still here

Let's keep this short, as I have other things to do.
Other things like put the finishing touches on a paper so boring it has Gorgon-like qualities. Working on it turns my mind to stone. I literally go cross-eyed every few lines.
It's for a professor who I dislike. Why? Because he is rude.
As in, after class when two students walk up to the desk to ask questions he first pulls out his cell phone, dials voice mail and listens to his messages before acknowledging our presence.
Rude.
I don't care how many doctorates in whatever you have, there is no excuse for asshattery.

I just wanted to, in a thought, let everyone know that I'm a little crazy.
I have a dedicated toothbrush whose sole purpose is to clean the aluminum pedals in my car.
It is NOT the toothbrush used to get in the little crevices on the rims.
The two are completely different.
Either toothbrush, in itself, is infinitely more interesting than this paper.
One is blue.
That is all.