So in the April 2009 issue of Maxim, the magazine announces that short sleeved dress shirts are back in again! This is excellent news, because I was running out of places to keep my pocket protector.
Let me be explicit: Short sleeved dress shirts go best with slide-rules and virginity.
They are about as cool as Teva sandals and fanny packs.
Here's a novel idea for those of you who are feeling that your forearms are being suffocated by broadcloth: roll up your sleeves.
The extra cloth that will end up around your elbows lends you a laid-back air that comes across as, dare I say, cool. Additionally, the visual weight on your left and right serves to balance out the visual weight and focus of your tie (you are wearing a tie, aren't you?). Beauty is all about balance.
No, short sleeved dress shirts are not in. They never were in, and they never will be.
The end.
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