So in surfing the internet I've come across some sites that are worth mention. These are the pompous, presumptuous sites that attack with audio visual presentations; usually trying to convince me to buy something. Let me be absolutely clear: this is unwelcome, irritating, and fucking annoying.
Dell's website announcing their competition for the Macbook Air is a great example. I'd link you, but I don't want anybody to think for a minute I was endorsing this hunk of crap. The site bombards you with some music and a video of models posing with the laptop. Fuck yeah! Let me buy this, so I can be as happy as these schmucks who got paid to have their picture taken. If you can find the specs, you'll see its technologically inferior to the Air and MORE EXPENSIVE! What a sham.
The other site which aurally raped me today was Syke 9, presenting itself as an energy drink website. The fine print in their commercials says "sponsored by vtsf" at the bottom. Virginia Tobacco Settlement Foundation? Is this a clever anti-cigarette campaign? No, its not clever. Its a shitty commercial and a shitty website.
God, give me strength.
Oh and there is an Ed Hardy edition Smart Car, and Ed Hardy wine. The fact there is a market for either of those proves that there is a segment of our population with some money, but no taste. If you own the Ed Hardy Smart, why not have a couple bottles of Ed Hardy wine, and drive yourself into a fucking wall. Jackass.
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